Friday, December 19, 2008

R.I.P Slinky Woman

WalletPop just put out an article highlighting some people and products that will not last to see 2009.

It's kinda sad to see Zima go, if only because growing up as a young alcholic dilettante in Hagerstown, I learned it's not about the label, but the buzz. And if you drank enough Zimas, no matter how much they tasted like lime mixed with yak wiz, you'd get drunk.

I blame Sonic Youth for the CD bust at Starbucks. Proudly.

My mother will sorely miss the Diet Dr Pepper Cherry Chocolate. You know what else should go missing in 2009? Aspartame.

Crown Pilot finally got toppled by Allied Biscuit!

So sorrowful, the departure of Arena Football. All we as a nation can hope for is that Jon Bon Jovi takes this bittersweet experience of champion one year, oblivion the next, and writes a song that has a heartsearingly anthemic chorus made to be shouted along to in one's vehicle.

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