Showing posts with label Peanuts. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Snoopy Presents: A Summer Musical

 


AIRDATE: 8/15/2025

STORY:  Charlie Brown's final year of summer camp is here, and in classic Chuck Biz fashion, he can't have too much fun before the worry warts pop up. Decreasing attendance means his beloved Cloverhill Ranch will soon make way for the marvels of progress, and his little sister Sally won't know the joys of bonding with nature. The solution? A music festival. 8

MUSIC: Is the thing. This is the third Peanuts musical, and first in 37 years. The five songs here shine bright and sweet, even Sally's hilariously Schulzian protest "A Place Like This." Although that song, and the opener "Best Time Ever," are the tunes that hung around my mind after watch #1, the other three offerings (written by Ben Folds) only improved upon subsequent listening/viewing. 8.5

ANIMATION: Nature's beautiful bounty (bountiful beauty?) is rendered gorgeously throughout. "When We Were Light"--arguably the slowest grower on the soundtrack--is enhanced by the visuals, including a captivating night sky over the lake waters that rates among the finest animation ever seen in a Peanuts special. 10

VOICES: Salute to Etienne Kellici, who is now narrating Mutual of Omaha's Wild Puberty, and probably won't be called back for another go as Charlie Brown. (Additional hand-on-head to Jayd Deroche, who provided CB's singing voice.) Isabella Leo is a fine Lucy as always, but Hattie Kragten's Sally steals the show. If the mind is a playground, Sally's is nothing but swing sets. Grumpy forth, despairing back. Smitten forth, indignant back9's all around. 


 

 

 

WE ARE FANS OF PROGRESS 

--Snoopy's side-shenanigans actually affect the main plot! 

--The flashbacks of Charlie Brown's earlier camp excursions feature animated versions of OG Chuck and puppy Snoopy (although not for the first time).

--So, Sally hates camp so bad she'll sing about how much she hates camp, but she runs into a horse and then all of a sudden camp's great? Uh, yeah. 


 

 

I WAS JUSTIFIED IN BEING WARY 

--The plot does feel rushed, and an extra five to ten minutes would've helped quite a bit. 

--No human voice for Snoopy! Third time truly is the charm.

--The eco-friendly messaging may strike some viewers as heavy-handed and borderline insulting to audience intelligence. I call these viewers, "offline."

--The Snoopy siblings make an appearance, and that's wonderful, but Olaf on drums? Schulz would not allow this Andy disrespect, and Homer Simpson would not allow this jug disrespect.  

 

 

Although pacing issues keep A Summer Musical from joining the likes of One-of-a-Kind Marcie and Welcome Home, Franklin, it's still a cute way to pass forty minutes. The earnestness and hope on display may cause some more cynical observers to bristle, to which I say, real life is giving us enough crap. Don't be afraid to smile, laugh, sing, or give a damn. 

 


 

Friday, May 24, 2024

Snoopy Presents: Welcome Home, Franklin

 

AIRDATE: 2/16/24

STORY: Franklin Armstrong is a kid without a home. He's the sole child in a military family, and as such, lacks the emotional ballasts that other children may take for granted. Landing in Peanutsville, USA, he bucks up and explores the neighborhood, a sweet young boy intent on making the best of yet another less-than ideal situation.  10

MUSIC: With no disrespect intended to Jeff Morrow's contributions, the inclusion of songs by Billy Preston, John Coltrane and Chuck Berry (intended to evoke the late Sixties period when Franklin joined the strip) is more than enough to warrant a 10. Not in the tradition of Peanuts to depend on popular tuneage, certainly, but in this case the exception rules.

ANIMATION: Nothing groundbreaking. Smart shading, lovely coloring, and some tasty lookin' slices of pizza. 9

VOICES: Everyone delivers. Fittingly, top honors go to Caleb Bellavance as the boy of the hour.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

--That Franklin feels utterly lost until he meets Charlie Brown says it all. They bond over baseball, music, and soap box derby racers. It's nice to enjoy some modern media that doesn't feel compelled to dilute its sweet nature with misguided spoonfuls of self-awareness.

--Helping the Schulz family and Scott Montgomery on the script is Robb Armstrong. At just three years old, Armstrong told his mother he'd grow up to be a cartoonist. At age six, he along with millions of other readers worldwide, witnessed the desegregation of Peanuts

Twenty-one years later, Armstrong saw the syndication of his own strip. Still going strong, Jump Start gave readers a glimpse into a side of black America Armstrong saw represented nowhere else: the loving, hard-working, middle-class family. His work caught the eye of Charles Schulz himself, and the two men struck up a friendship that lasted until Sparky's passing. 

The dedicated student dreams of impressing their teacher, and so it went for Robb Armstrong one day in the early 1990s, when Schulz called him up with a request. A new Peanuts special was in the works, and Franklin needed a last name. "Could I name him Franklin Armstrong?" Although this last name appeared only in You're In the Super Bowl, Charlie Brown, never in the strips, it can be securely stated that a last name suggested by Schulz himself, and with such a personal meaning, it is indeed canon.

A BAD PEACE

--"Pizza? Of course! Who doesn't like pizza?" I'll tell you who doesn't like pizza, Franklin--losers. Or people with allergies, who are also losers, but losers I feel sympathy for. 

--The fourth-wall break near the start of the show would work with no other character.

--This isn't some rote animation of original strips, though. The warm vibes of Welcome Home, Franklin cannot abide this energy:

--Count me among those tickled by the "retconning" of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Unnecessary, sure, but what grade of jackaninny is offended by a scene in a children's TV program made with the express intent of promoting kindness and comradery?

SCORE

Much like Monie Love listening to Dilla beats, I get "the feel good" watching Welcome Home, Franklin. Back-to-back smash hits from the Apple era. 10



Monday, August 28, 2023

Snoopy Presents: One-Of-A-Kind Marcie

 

AIRDATE: 8/18/2023

STORY: Marcie is a lot more than just Peppermint Patty's best friend...but she likes being Peppermint Patty's best friend. Marcie is a lot more than the bookish introvert...but she likes being the bookish introvert. She also likes being helpful, even if her efforts go under the radar. It's the results, not the renown, that matter. But when Marcie's grateful peers write her in as Class President, the world becomes a lot bigger...and that, she doesn't like.

MUSIC: Jeff Morrow again, very light and mellow piano. The ideal day is one where you can lay down and not feel like you're wasting time. 9

ANIMATION: Experimental yet fun. Abstract yet sensible. The art direction and shot composition give brilliant insight into a sweet, anxious mind. 10, my favorite animation of the Apple shows so far. 

VOICES: Everyone does their character proud. Lexi Perri isn't my favorite Pep Pat (still a 9) but Arianna McDonald is probably the best Marcie to date. She puts the "flower" in "wallflower." 10 Isabella Leo does triple duty as Lucy, Tapioca Pudding and "Crybaby" Boobie. I give her a 9 just off the strength of Lucy's Marcie impression, which is so solid gold it should have dancers.

The sleeper of the special is Carlin, the first TV-exclusive character in the Peanuts universe since Charles 1997's It Was My Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown. Antonina Battrick is marvelous as the little Marcie to Marcie's Peppermint Patty (even calls her "ma'am). 9

GOING OUTSIDE 

--Marcie doesn't use her outlier status as an excuse to demand others kowtow to her every whim or adjust their lives for her benefit or even expect everyone to understand, exactly, what makes her clock hands go. Lots of us can learn from her example.

--Nor does Marcie fundamentally change who she is. This is a young girl as comfortable in a library as she is on a golf course. She adapts. She thrives.

STAYING INSIDE

--Love Sally to death, but I didn't even notice her absence from this special until it was pointed out.

--For a second there, I thought Marcie was going to suggest a recipe for Fish Pizza.

--Can't grab screenshots off Apple programs, at least not the best way. So here, enjoy the photos I took of my computer during two of the absolute most hilarious scenes in animated Peanuts history. 

                                                     



SCORE

Strong 9. Calm and sweet as a sunrise, sincere and profound as heavy rainfall. If you love shopping at Hallmark, but hate watching Hallmark movies, you'll love Apple's Peanuts.

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Snoopy's Presents: Lucy's School

 

AIRDATE: 8/12/2022

It's been three months, time for Apple TV to drop another Peanuts special!

STORY

It's not just a new school year the kids are dreading. A new school looms in the near distance, strange as it is scary, scary as it is strange. Leading the charge against the tyranny of mandated education is Lucy, who has discovered a way she and her friends can enjoy endless summer. First, though, she has to teach them a thing or two about a thing or two. 

MUSIC

Sharing the slide with Jeff Morrow, She & Him contribute both a cute original song, "Back To School," and a sweet-spirited rendition of the Beach Boys classic "All Summer Long," which plays over a montage of amiable frolic. 

ANIMATION

I can't get enough of this new Peanuts style. I wanna stir it into my mashed potatoes. I wanna pour it into my bathwater. Unprecedented (for Peanuts) experimentation with color and design encourages repeated viewings of a show that is admittedly light on laugh-out-loud moments. 

VOICES

After a two-special break, Etienne Kellici returns to voice the world's most beloved blockhead. He fits in just fine with the troupe, who've all settled into their roles, snug as a hug.

ENGLISH 

Lucy's unorthodox teaching methods mean every day is a field trip. Her class (which includes Jose Peterson! And Snoopy!) sits through Star Trek, stamps up bingo cards, and shoots a round of mini-golf. Because what better way, truly, to learn about science, math and geography? 

Miss Othmar, make way for Miss Halverson. That name hit me immediately, and with a little research, I discovered why: Charles Schulz's mother, Dena Halverson. 

MATH

Change can be so devastating for a kid. I'm digging these new specials not only delving into uneasy moments of childhood, but also how two of them have centered around Lucy, always the most brazenly emotional of the bunch. 

The expanded neighborhood, where we see the characters interacting with other kids who'll never be given names much less lines, is another check in the column. But there's only so much more I can endure of Roy being seen and never heard. Guys, he was the Peppermint Patty hook-up in the comic strip! So vital! Just a line!

SCORE

Solid 8/10. No cynicism, no snark, just a nice little story told marvelously. And little kids cracking accidental jokes on England.



Friday, May 27, 2022

Snoopy Presents: To Mom (And Dad), With Love

 

AIRDATE: 5/6/2022

Damn Apple, slow down! (Except don't, I can't get enough!)

STORY

Everyone's hyped for Mother's Day--except Peppermint Patty. She doesn't have a mom; in fact, she's never known what it's like to have a mom. So while the rest of the neighborhood races for the perfect present, she sulks and sneers. It's up to best friend Marcie to reassure and remind Patty that family is what you make it. 

MUSIC

Matches the myriad of moods with all the tinkles and toots associated with classic 'Nuts.

ANIMATION

Perhaps in keeping with the heavier subject matter, the shadows are more prevalent. Unprecedented in this universe, but not too distracting.

VOICES

Is this the best collection of Peanuts voice actors since the classic '60s run? I'd say so.

THE YUMMIES

Nothing breaks my heart like sad Peppermint Patty. Nothing warms my heart like happy Peppermint Patty.

The Snoopy and Woodstock slapstick side story is a by-now standard, but the shenanigans feel super-fresh. Terry McGurrin's Snoopy is more vocal and more physical than Bill Melendez's, which makes all the difference. 

Bitch-ass Thibault isn't in this special, because even his own mother hates him. 

THE YUCKIES


 

"Some kids have two moms."

That one line, spoken by Marcie, sent certain conservative Christians toward the ceiling. Accusations of Apple selling Charles Schulz's sweet li'l folks out to PC culture were rare, but there. I love to break it to those folks, but Charles Schulz based the character of Peppermint Patty on his cousin Patricia and his dear friend Billie Jean King, both of whom were gay. I love to break it to these folks, but openly lesbian cartoonist Paige Braddock trained under Schulz and was named Creative Director at Charles M. Schulz Creative Associates in 1999. I love to break it to these folks, but Charles Schulz opposed prayer in schools. I love to break it to these folks, but Charles Schulz referred to himself as a "secular humanist" later in life and also stated, "The best theology is no theology."

Mind, the offending line is not expanded upon. Marcie simply states, "Some kids have two moms." And that's that. That's what upset people. Just one mention of the irrefutable fact that not everyone has the same idea of "family." 

Some adults have no hearts. 

 


9/10. That's three Peanuts specials in less than twelve months, each excellent, the latest the best. To say I'm amazed is selling it short.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Snoopy Presents: It's The Small Things, Charlie Brown

 

AIRDATE: 4/15/2022

Apple keeps the specials coming fast and furious! Just four months after Auld Lang Syne, here comes It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown Part II.

STORY

Charlie Brown is determined to outshine Peppermint Patty's squad on the baseball diamond, but his sister Sally is keener on protecting the dandelion sprouting from the pitcher's mound. A figurative tug o' war ensues, and the winner is...everybody! No, this isn't some "participation trophy" schtuff, it's the realization that through mutual respect, compromise and concerted effort, even the youngest among us can make a positive impact on the planet. 

MUSIC

In addition to Jeff Morrow's "NM VG," Small Things features a Sally-led original, named after the special and written by "piano punk" Ben Folds. Simple, catchy, and flows nicely over

ANIMATION

some lush 60s/70s-influenced animation, peaking with monochromatic character design against saturated backgrounds. 

VOICES

Every major kid stays the same, save for Charlie Brown, now voiced by Tyler Nathan. He's a bit smoother than his predecessor, but still quintessential Chuck. Hattie Kratgen's Sally is meant to be the star, and she is, sweet without coming off saccharine, kind without going on naive. 

Although we never hear from them, much love for the following appearances: 3, 4, Roy, Harold Angel, Naomi, Lila, Milo, Maynard, and--for the first time ever--Cormac and "Badcall" Benny.

LOTUS POWER


"The challenges to be faced in sports work marvelously as a caricature of the challenges that we face in the more serious aspects of our lives. And when Charlie Brown has tried to analyze his own difficulties in life, he has always been able to express them best in sports terms"--Charles Schulz, 1984

Beautify the ball field, blame the blockhead. Second straight special with a touching brother-sister moment near the conclusion.

ZULU'S PETALS

Bitch-ass Thibault. No one wants you here, Thibault. 

 

Bless the earth, and the earth shall bless you back. Girl power is world power. Feel-good and funny, It's The Small Things, Charlie Brown is a marvelous antidote to doom-scrolling.  

8/10

Monday, May 23, 2022

Snoopy Presents: For Auld Lang Syne

 

AIRDATE: 12/10/2021

The first Peanuts special for Apple TV+ (and first in over ten years) revisits the poignant point where one year gives way to the next year. 

STORY

You can't have celebration without anticipation. Lucy can't wait for her beloved grandma to arrive, Snoopy can't wait for his siblings to pop by, and Charlie Brown can't wait for success, no matter how small. Wrenches in the wash are no surprise, but Lucy's reaction to her particular setback is new territory for these shows. The young girl personalizes her grandmother's absence, and takes it as a rejection. Intent on proving her worthiness, she plans a New Year's Eve party that (thanks in no small part to pompousness and pushiness on part of the host) promptly sours. 

MUSIC

Apple's been using Jeff Morrow for its Peanuts output (including Snoopy In Space and The Snoopy Show) and his work is evocative of Vince Guaraldi. When someone does music for Peanuts, it need not be anything but "evocative of Vince Guaraldi."

ANIMATION

More than the music, more than the voices, nothing can ruin a cartoon like shoddy animation. The look of these new specials is different not only from the ones that came before, they're different from the aforementioned Apple programs. Clearly, these shows are meant to occupy a unique space in the updated Peanuts animated universe. Snoopy In Space is educational, The Snoopy Show is madcap-cute, but the 40-minute programs contain every element that, taken together, explain the phenomenon of a blockhead and his buddies better than any well-meaning tribute. 

The new look is absolutely incredible. Classic character design against richly-textured backgrounds, lucid lights and sensible shadows, it's updated and downright gorgeous.

VOICES

The list of voiced characters is, pardon me, nuts. The new creative team is so hot on inclusivity, Auld Lang Syne marks the animated debuts of Tapioca Pudding (comic strip lifespan of three months), Jose Peterson (thirty months) and Maynard (eight strips over nine days). The party is a great excuse; you'll also see Shermy, Floyd, 5, Violet, Patty, and most gloriously, bitch-ass Thibault. There is no character I love to hate more than bitch-ass Thibault. 

The proud tradition of kids voicing kids continues, successfully. Etienne Kellici nails Chuck's thriving melancholy, and Wyatt White reaches down deep for his inner insecure intellectual. Lexi Perri's Peppermint Patty is suitably rough 'n' tumble, and Holly Gorski's Marcie the perfect circumspect sidekick. 

The show belongs to Lucy, however, and it is Isabella Leo who shines truest of all. Vulnerability, crabbiness, sorrow, rage...much is asked, and she delivers. 

(About Terry McGurrin's Snoopy I can say he has taken the beagle to another level. More vocal than ever and more lovable than ever? It's true!)

LOSE WEIGHT, GAIN FRIENDS


A little self-reflection is a big deal for Lucy. Charlie Brown and Linus do enough introspection for the entire neighborhood, so the littlest fussbudget's inward turn is highly unexpected...and deeply affecting. "If my own grandma doesn't love me, how can I be sure if anyone loves me?" I would've cried, if Sertraline weren't staring over my shoulder the whole time.

The band's back together! Cuter than pie, sillier than picarones, okay okay I'll overlook taking the jug away from Olaf and replacing it with a tuba. 

LOSE FRIENDS, GAIN WEIGHT


 
Lucy looks so wrong with the blanket, but Linus looks right as spring rain in the role of Raghnall Doyle.

Third time "Charlie Brown" does not appear after the title. Not the last time. 

Love For Auld Lang Syne as I do, it doesn't quite stick the landing. Kinda how It's A Wonderful Life rings hollow because everybody just lets Uncle Billy hang around and sing instead of dragging him out into the front yard and beating him stupider, I think the dialogue leans a little too far into the rows of silk. So, 8 out of 10. 

 

Anxiety reigned in the fandom after news in late 2020 that Apple had acquired the rights to produce original Peanuts content. Despair bloomed with the announcement It's A Charlie Brown Christmas would appear exclusively on Apple TV. Eventual compromise proved even technological monoliths will listen to their subjects. It is worth noting that the Schulz family is directly involved in these shows, and thus far, the legacy is in fine shape.

 

Friday, December 1, 2017

Trapper Jenn Ranked You, Charlie Brown




1. A Charlie Brown Christmas
2. It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
3. There's No Time For Love, Charlie Brown
4. Snoopy's Reunion
5. Charlie Brown All-Stars
6. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
7. She's A Good Skate, Charlie Brown
8. He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown
9. Happiness Is A Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown
10. I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown


11. It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
12. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown
13. What A Nightmare, Charlie Brown
14. Why, Charlie Brown, Why?
15. What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown?
16. Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
17. You're A Good Sport, Charlie Brown
18. It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown
19. You're the Greatest, Charlie Brown
20. You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown



21. You're In Love, Charlie Brown
22. He's A Bully, Charlie Brown
23. It Was A Short Summer, Charlie Brown
24. Is This Goodbye, Charlie Brown?
25. It's A Mystery, Charlie Brown
26. It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown
27. It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown
28. Play It Again, Charlie Brown
29. You're In the Super Bowl, Charlie Brown
30. It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown






31. Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown
32. Snoopy's Getting Married, Charlie Brown
33. A Charlie Brown Valentine
34. Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales
35. It's the Girl In the Red Truck, Charlie Brown
36. Life Is a Circus, Charlie Brown
37. It's Magic, Charlie Brown
38. Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown
39. It's Spring Training, Charlie Brown
40. It Was My Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown
41. It's the Pied Piper, Charlie Brown

Monday, April 4, 2016

The Peanuts Movie


Theatrical release:  11/6/2015
Director:  Steve Martino

Craig Schulz had a fine idea:  a seventeen-minute Peanuts short featuring two of his late father's greatest storylines.  Charlie Brown's obsession with the Little Red-Haired Girl and Snoopy as the World War I Flying Ace vs. the Red Baron.  Craig's own son Bryan (himself a screenwriter) told his dad that his script tried to do too much in too little time; why not work together on a full-length movie?

Eventually, the Schulz family knew, someone would come along and make the fifth Peanuts film.  Charles Schulz' beloved universe had not blessed the big screens since 1980's Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown, and while that offering didn't set the box office ablaze, the Peanuts brand had maintained a strong worldwide presence.  People know Charlie Brown and Snoopy, people trust Charlie Brown and Snoopy, people spend money on Charlie Brown and Snoopy.  Avarice often trumps artistry, and outsiders--no matter how well-intentioned and/or talented--couldn't possibly encapsulate what made Peanuts so unique.

So in 2010, Craig and Bryan (along with Cornelius Utiano) developed a treatment that they then submitted to 20th-Century Fox.  Enter Blue Sky Studios, a computer animation film studio best known for Ice Age, Rio and not being Pixar Studios.

Wait, CGI Peanuts?  Predictably, large swaths of the Internet were disgruntled.  Blasphemy at best!  Betrayal at worst!  If Charles Schulz didn't write it, it's not Peanuts!  (Quick, someone inform the This Is America miniseries!)  Nightmare scenarios of Snoopy typing the Great American Novel on an iPad and Lucy telling Charlie Brown that his neurosis game was "on fleek" abounded.

I have always been of a mind that change is neither intrinsically positive or negative.   Change, once instigated, must be permitted to play out.  My only major concern had to do with the voices.  The Peanuts kids had always been voiced by, well, kids.  I had no doubt that would continue.  But ever since Aladdin, studios sought big-name actors and actresses to bring animated characters to life.  Surely, hopefully, Blue Sky wouldn't insist on adult speaking roles to be handled by the likes of Steve Carrell or Ellen DeGeneres?

The first extended trailer sent a joyous jolt into my nervous system.  My mouth lost its moisture, my heart lost its composure, and despite the questionable soundtrack, I lost my patience.  November?  Screw that!

But, before I knew it, I was in the theater on a crisp fall afternoon with a dear sweet friend getting reacquainted with some other dear sweet friends.

STORY:  All is winter, all is well.  Then the new kid arrives.  It isn't until the next morning, though, that the kids get their first glimpse of this fresh-faced factor.  Charlie Brown is instantly smitten with this little red-haired girl, whose actual name is unimportant, as names are for tombstones, baby.

Determined to make a positive impression on this grandly-coiffed angel, Chuck enters the school talent show.  His competence as a magician is surprising, but his large heart is not.  As gratifying as it was to save his little sister's rodeo act from complete disaster, no one but the two of them knew it was him under that dopey cow costume.  Fortunately, another opportunity to prove himself worthy beckons--school dance.

Under the tutelage of the World Famous Dance Instructor, Charlie Brown develops into quite the passable mover of feet.  Self-confidence can't be taught so easily, though, and up until the moment of truth, he's a trembling mess.  Once the heat of the spotlight shines on his bowling ball dome, he transforms into a wondrous flurry, driven as much by the vision of a slower dance at evening's end as the cheers of his schoolmates.  Nothing can stop him...except for a puddle of spilled punch.  One clunky brown shoe flies upward, setting off the sprinkler system and soaking the gymnasium.

Typical loser Chuck.  But, classic steadfast Chuck as well.

A book report assignment pairs Charlie Brown with his infatuation object, seemingly the best chance for the flustered youth to come clean.  Before they can tackle page one together, however, he learns that she's temporarily out of town with family.  Another setback, another opportunity; on the unlikely advice of Peppermint Patty, Charlie Brown decides to write about that legendary literary behemoth, Leo's Toy Store, by Warren Peace.

As soon as he decides to undergo the solo mission, Chuck is waylaid with news that no one saw coming.  Results of the school-wide standardized test have been posted, and one student has achieved the first-ever perfect store.  Shermy?  Shermy, hell.  Just like that, the blockhead is Big Cheese, with his peers practically falling over themselves to praise his super-genius.  (Meanwhile, Sally proves to be as besotted with the acquisition and accumulation of "tens and twenties" as ever, hawking merchandise based on her brainy big brother.)

So when it turns out that Leo's Toy Store by Warren Peace is actually War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, Charlie Brown refuses to "Aauuugh!" Rather, he zig-zags over the snow with a book fit to use as a sled and crafts a one-page book report.

The Little Red-Haired Girl returns just in time to attend the special school assembly awarding Charlie Brown for his unprecedented academic accomplishment.  Intensely aware of a very special pair of eyes on him as he accepts a medal, Chuck does not see the clunky brown shoe about to plummet back down to earth.  (We do, but we can't warn him.)  He's handed his legendary paper, his perfect test...and realizes that it's actually the smiley-faced crap shoot completed by Peppermint Patty.  He--and we--suddenly remember earlier in the movie, when the two of them raced to the teachers desk to hand their work in, so rushed that they had to be reminded to sign their names.  Which they did.  On the wrong sheets of paper.  A blunder that's far from mind-blowing but close to heart-breaking nevertheless.

Charlie Brown refuses the medal and leaves the auditorium.  His hopes hinge on the book report, which Linus praises for cogent insight.  There's still a chance, still a chance...yeah, still a chance for the book report to wind up airborne where it's torn to flakes by a renegade toy plane.

Charlie Brown trudges home.  The very model of perseverance has apparently been thwarted one time too many.

The last day of school arrives, and all I can say, I wish any of my school years flew by so quickly.  Chuck is still desultory, but not so defeated that he isn't prepared to eschew all fanciful effort and just be upfront.  He still has the Little Red-Haired Girl's pencil, so he walks over to her house, only to discover that she's set to leave for summer camp.  She's not gone just yet, so cue frantic run through the school carnival and fortuitous entanglement with a kite.

Finally face-to-face with the sainted lass just before she boards the bus, he hands over the she-bitten writing implement and receives a wonderful gift in return.  The gift of self-realization.  Instead of just saying "thank you" and taking her seat, the Little Red-Haired Girl proceeds to tell Charlie Brown that she wants to keep in touch over the summer and then explains why:  his selfless nature, his honesty, his solicitude.  She departs; he regenerates.

The other kids--even Lucy and Violet--have to admit, Charlie Brown is pretty good ol' after all, and give him a victory ride.

The Peanuts Movie quelled fears and surpassed expectations.  Certain viewers expressed disappointment at a perceived lack of innovation and felt the supporting cast had been given short shrift.  Two charges that had been levied at the strip during the last two decades of its five decade run, in fact, with blame falling primarily on the shoulders of an adorable beagle with a dazzling imagination.

And wouldn't you know, the B story of The Peanuts Movie involves Snoopy's Flying Ace reveries.  Snoopy really wants to join the others in school, to see this new kid up close, to laugh as the toy Fokker DR.1 plane that Linus brought for Show and Tell goes haywire and flies out of the school, but instead he's caught, deposited into a dumpster, and winds up with a typewriter.  (Classic writer metaphor lurking in there.)  Atop his doghouse, seeking inspiration, the plane buzzes the beagle.  Wait, Fokker DR.1?  Wasn't that the plane piloted by...

CURSE YOU RED BARON!

The Flying Ace must stop the bloody Baron before he can close his creepy clutches around the pretty pink poodle pilot Fifi.  Throughout the film, Snoopy uses the follies and foibles of his owner as inspiration for this tale of romance, intrigue and danger.  It proves a super counterpoint to the A story, keeping the viewer engaged while showing off what Blue Sky technology is capable of.

The Peanuts Movie was never going to delve too deep into the bleaker side of the original strip.  When trying to win new fans while keeping old ones satisfied, "Happiness is a warm puppy" will win out over "Even my anxieties have anxieties" in the slogan contest.  Those who bemoan the happy ending would do well to remember that Charles Schulz did, every once in a blue moon, allow his plain-faced hero to succeed.  10

ANIMATION

The film begins with...white.  Then, four black lines frame the nothingness.  It's about to be something.

The classic pen-and-paper world fades into a computer-generated one.  That was then, this is now, all in all is same as it ever was.

No, this is not the 2-D world of Bill Melendez, but a magnificent step forward.  The textures on display are so rich they're addicting.  Kudos to the hardworking folks at Blue Sky for embracing the expressive power of Schulz' work and further, for achieving a feat I believed impossible--to make Snoopy appear even more huggable and skritchable.

The flight sequences are gorgeously frantic.  The character movements are crisp, clean and lively; above all, they are familiar.  Watching them is akin to sipping hot cocoa from a shiny new mug.  10.

MUSIC

Christophe Beck's score is bright and emotional.  In other words, pretty perfect.  Of course, a few choice Vince Guaraldi originals pop up ("Skating" is the very first song, fittingly).  The concessions to modern sound are Flo Rida's "That's What I Like About You" and Meghan Trainor's "Better When I'm Dancin'."  Both songs fit their respective montages, which helps minimize the damage.  But make no mistake; these are not songs I would listen to otherwise.  9

VOICES

In order to make The Peanuts Movie a true success, the filmmakers needed to hit several key targets.  One of the most crucial:  a top-notch voice actor for Charlie Brown.  Noah Schnapp delivers.  He's such a blockhead he goes from 11/8 to 4/4 before winding up 10/10.  Instantly likable, relentlessly human.

Not much is asked of Francesca Angelucci Capaldi until film's end, when she gives a great "the reasons why you don't suck" speech to Charlie Brown, so she also handles the lightweight duty of voicing Frieda.  7.5

Alex Garfin scored an Annie nomination for his performance as Linus.  The sweet sagacity associated with the character ever since Chris Shea's monumental work in A Charlie Brown Christmas is difficult to replicate, and while I don't put Garfin in that rarefied air, he definitely did a bang-up job--and, honestly, deserved some more screen time.  9

Hadley Belle Miller voiced the other Van Pelt (and also earned the honor of losing to Phyllis Smith last February), and she damn near steals the show with one of the most versatile and least-alienating takes on the irascible girl in the blue dress.  10

A great Sally Brown needs to be utterly juvenile.  A dollop of sweet, a squirt of sour, a splash of silly, and an unearned, hysterical severity.  She also must be good for one or two laugh out loud moments in a world that is more keen on producing chuckles.  Mariel Sheets, nice job.  9

Venus Omega Schultheis must be saluted.  The most resplendent name of any Peanuts voice actor yet.  The first five letters of her last name.  The most outstanding Peppermint Patty since Linda Ercoli in the Seventies.  A good Pep Pat sounds more mature than she actually is.  This is a great Pep Pat.  10

Marcie (Rebecca Bloom) and Franklin (Marleik Walker) are both sweet 8's, if underused.  Patty, Violet, Pig-Pen, Shermy and Schroeder are also featured, yet I don't feel their parts were substantial enough for grading.  No one strikes a false note, let it be said.

Finally, the adults.  Bill Melendez is away, not gone.  Thanks to archival audio recordings, he's Snoopy forever.  Kristin Chenoweth is the token celebrity, but she's perfect; she did, after all, win a Tony Award in 1999 for her portrayal of Sally in You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.  And what's the harm?  None.  She "voices" Fifi, by which I mean she makes some feminine dog noises.

But wait, those are just adult voices for animal characters.  What about the actual adults?  You know, the legendary "wah-wah"?  Oh, that.  That is courtesy of New Orleans' own Troy Andrews.  Or, as you may know him, "Trombone Shorty."  Trombone.  Mother.  Fucking.  Short.  Y.  Jimmy Onishi Golden Infinite 10 Award to you, sir.

CHARLIE: BOLD AS LOVE

--Initially I felt bemusement when Linus showed off his toy Fokker and explained the Red Baron.  Likewise at Snoopy and Woodstock's comical awe at the typewriter in action.  Then I remembered, The Peanuts Movie is not just for the long-timer fans.  The studio knew--hoped--that many of those fans would go to the theater with one or two (or more) children in tow, youngsters who would be utterly clue-free about both the Baron and typewriters.

--This is a true "G" movie.  No innuendo, no pop-culture references for the adults.  I read a few reviews that recommended TPM as the ideal first film for a child, and beyond my bias, I have to agree.  It's pure entertainment.

--The list of student test scores gives some goodies:  a shout-out for the unsung 5, another non-canon last name for Marcie, and best, the full name of the LRHG.  Her first name, Heather, was already given in 1977's It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown.  Her last name, Wold, is the same as her real-life counterpart.

--So many callbacks:  dog germs, strip baseball, the talking wall, the psychiatrists booth, a War and Peace book report, and of course, Snoopy personas a-poppin'.  In addition to the Aces (Flying and Literary), he shows off Joe Cool, Snoopcopter, Snoopmarine and my new favorite--Shhoopy.

--On the run from the Red Baron, Snoopy crashes a gathering of Christmas carolers and begins warbling along to "Christmastime is Here."  This makes me laugh like a maniac, but I cannot recall that audio appearing in any Peanuts special.  Was it a Melendez outtake?  Audio manipulation?  Someone who knows Steve Martino tell him a blogger broad wants to know.

--No iStuff, no Internet...the only modern additions to the neighborhood are blue recycle bins, and even those share curbside space with good ol' aluminum cans.

--Only Charles Schulz' friends could call him "Sparky."  That's how he liked it.  When son Craig met with people from the studio to hash out the movie, he told them to refer to his late father as "Sparky."  Not "Charles," not "Mr. Schulz," not "your father."

--The Flying Ace scenes are just brilliantly animated.  I can't praise them enough.

--Yeah yeah, the football gag gets animated during the end credits, but ahem, Snoopy sibling party!  I damn near cheered in the theater.

--The best ending in the history of film.  I've watched The Peanuts Movie nine times now, and I tear up every single time.

#ADORKABLE

--Thankfully, pandering was limited to this poster.

--Charlie Brown wins today, but you know some fresh hell is in store for that boy tomorrow.

--"I saw him first!"  You sure did, Shermy.

--Snoopy's filler?  Sure.  Like the creme between two chocolate wafers.

--"That's not a real horse!"  "That's not a real cow!"  Thanks, budding Internet reviewer!

--Cameo by Woodstock's little-seen brother, Malarchuk.

--War and Peace is 1,440 pages long.  Charlie Brown wrote his book report on a single sheet of paper.

--Craig Schulz claims John Hughes was hired to write a Peanuts script.  "It never worked."  I don't wonder.



As Charlie Brown himself says in the film, "You can't go wrong sticking to the classics."

Bringing in over $100 million domestic and in excess of $250 million worldwide, The Peanuts Movie proved the enduring allure of neurotic children and the dog who tolerates them.  Critics (outside of Toronto) responded positively.  The Golden Globes, the Producers Guild, Nick Kids Choice, and critics groups in Chicago, San Diego and San Francisco all recognized it as one of 2015's best animated features.  (Note, no Academy Award nod.  The temerity of those bastards.)  The drive to succeed, to feel intensely and have those feelings not only acknowledged but reciprocated, powered the makers of the movie as surely as it powered Charles Schulz, as surely as it powered Charlie Brown, as surely as it powers millions of people.  It shows.  It tells.

Peanuts has always been there for me.  This film proved it will always be there for me.  A book, a film, a t-shirt, a CD, a figurine, an interactive toy--any of it, all of it.  When the world and the people within it let me down, I have an instant pick-up.   The Peanuts Movie is another stimulating influence, a warm embrace, a moment of connection and comfort that is recalled with ease and pleasure. 




Saturday, November 7, 2015

The Peanuts Movie: A Mini-Review

A more thorough review will appear once the film has been released on DVD, with screencaps.

Until then, join me as I think back fondly on yesterday.

My best friend and I went to the 11:20 AM showing of "The Peanuts Movie" (AKA, "The Vicissitudes of a Blockhead") at a theater in Frederick, Maryland.  This necessitated a drive of just under an hour.  Was this the nearest movie house?  No.  Were we willing to brave Rockville?  No.  The idea of seeing the big screen return of Chuck B. and the gang after 35 years away in the city that I once called home, the city that I miss to the point of aches and agonies, was simultaneously too much and just what I needed.

I'd visited the Westview Promenade on Buckeystown Pike a few times during my stint as a Fredericker, but never stepped inside the Regal Cinemas there.  There was some overpriced theater food, some cool, classic upright entertainment, and a smattering of other folks, most probably there to see "Spectre."

Trick and I were the first people in Theater 10.  (By the time the 20th Century Fox fanfare sounded, we would be joined by four other bodies, all tall enough to ride the rides at any amusement park.) We sat in the upper-middle section, loose-limbed and expectant, Charlie Brown and Snoopy hoodie snug on my torso.

The previews were a mixed bag.  "Norm of the North" looks hideous.  A POLAR BEAR IN THE BIG CITY, Y'ALL!  Also, someone allowed another Chipmunks movie to happen.  Jason Lee, what the hell happened to your life?    Your face is the sad crag of compromise.  Both trailers featured overplayed songs:  "Back in Black" for "Norm," and "Baby Got Back" for Chipmunks.  The mental mashup I made of the former's music with the latter's lyrics was and is, I promise you, funnier than whatever the funniest moment turns out to be in either of those flicks.

"The Good Dinosaur" looks, at the very least, mesmerizing.  It didn't make me want to fashion the drawstrings of my hoodie into a noose, so that's something.

My demands for "The Peanuts Movie" were simple.  Be true, be funny.  (I try not to demand more than two things per item/experience.  For onion rings, I ask only--be large, be crunchy.  For flights--be safe, be infant-free.  And so on.)  These demands were met.  Any qualms about the classic characters being rendered in CG, any concerns that the first film since 1980 would kowtow to modernity, any dread that Blue Sky and the Schulz family were co-conspirators in a scheme to deface an icon...all you have to do is watch with a mind and heart both ready to feel. 

The main plot (Charlie Brown's crush on the Little Red-Haired Girl) and the subplot (Flying Ace Snoopy's crush on pilot poodle Fifi, "voiced" by noted fan Kristin Chenoweth) are both as substantial as they need to be, but most of the animated Peanuts offerings depend on so-called "filler" material:  the preternatural musings and puerile frivolities of the kids in the neighborhood.  It makes sense that what powered the comics would locomotion the screen adaptations as well, so, smartly, the creative team borrowed liberally from the source material.  Nothing uttered--or animated--struck me as out of place.  Yes, Charlie Brown takes a blue recycling bin out to the curb, but Snoopy still taps out fantastical tales of wartime on a typewriter.  Still not convinced?  Two words:  rotary phones.

The filmmakers throughout acknowledge the legacy of Peanuts while telling their story. Charlie Brown's thoughts appear in the flat figures and clean lines of the comic strips.  Peppermint Patty is so crushed out on the blockhead that she rings him up just to order him around.  Lucy is Queen Alaskan Crab.  Sally is touchingly naive and hilariously avaricious.  Snoopy is a scene-stealer par excellence.

I (repeatedly) laughed, I (almost) cried, I felt proud to be a Peanuts fan.   I can't wait to see it again.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk


AIRDATE:  11/4/88

STORY:  Brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright had spent three years designing and testing gliders in the hopes of proving that man was indeed capable of sustained controlled flight.  Failure after failure left them disheartened and pessimistic.  Desperate, they decided to relocate from Ohio to Kitty Hawk, NC, a small beach town whose shores appealed to men who needed unobstructed land and strong winds.

On December 17, 1903, the first-ever pilot-controlled flight of significant time and distance was taken in a 700-pound aircraft called "The Flyer," as flown by Orville Wright.  The world was literally never the same after that day.

The narration that kicks off the program, detailing mankind's multitudinous attempts to gain meaningful access to the skies, is more interesting on its own than a couple This Is America segments I could name.  Soon enough, we join Charlie Brown and Linus on a rip-roarin' horse-and-carriage ride to see Linus' cousin Dolly in Kitty Hawk.  The timing of their visit is quite fortuitous--December 16, 1903!

Dolly has been keeping abreast of all the news regarding the recent arrivals and their experiments, and has no trouble convincing Charlie Brown and Linus to bike with her down to the beach.  Once there, they run into not the brothers, but a slightly less innovative duo:  their assistants, Peppermint Patty and Marcie.  After some shenanigans with a kite, Orville and Wilbur materialize and decide the conditions are as good as they'll get--time to try and fly.

Air travel revolutionized the world.  But millions worldwide remain fearful of getting onto an airplane.  Some of us can't get through a flight of at least four hours duration without suffering panic attacks.  You know what method of transportation rocks harder than a plane?  A train.  Fuck yeah, trains.  Slower and lower, and I've never once thought I was going to die while seated on one.  So I give this segment a 9.

MUSIC:  For modern jazz that sounds most at home played at a respectable volume in a coffeehouse, call on Wynton Marsalis. 8

ANIMATIONThe usual well-done job, despite some infrequent weirdness with mouths.  I get a kick out of the kids wearing jackets that correspond color-wise with the outfits we most associate with them.

The crayon drawings that are shown on screen as Dolly relates the pre-Kitty Hawk adventures of the Wright Brothers are pretty awesome.  As in, if a kid did those and showed them to me, I'd muss their hair and give 'em a cupcake.  9

VOICES:  Erin Chase (Charlie Brown) and Brandon Stewart (Linus) prove themselves yet again to be reliable reciters of dialogue typed on paper.  8.  In fact, I'm handing out that number out like crazy--here you go, Jason Mendelson, you do a fine Patty; Gregg Berger and Frank Welker, who could do the adults better?; finally, Brandon Home, very nice job as Dolly.

Sadly, Tani Powers underwhelms as Marcie (5), sounding as though she was overdubbed.  She says her lines in the same maddeningly laconic manner as that "not-Flick" kid waiting in line to see Santa in A Christmas Story.

FLY BOYS AND FLY GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD

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You done goofed, son.

--Can we just, each and every one of us, appreciate how dashing Snoopy looks in a top hat?






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By 1950s standards, Linus and Charlie Brown are a married couple.

WELCOME ABOARD UNITED AIRLINES

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Sand sandwich!

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I wasn't entirely sold on his plan before, but now that Snoopy has accessorized, I'm confident we will see a dog in the air on this day!




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Sand sandwich!



The story of the Wright Brothers is one of perseverance, ingenuity, and obsolete first names.  Definitely give this segment a watch.  (Or a rewatch.)

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The Mayflower Voyagers



AIRDATE:  10/21/1988

STORY:  The year is 1620.  The Peanuts kids join the Pilgrims aboard the merchant ship "Mayflower" as it travels from Plymouth, England to the (possibly) glorious New World.  Miserable conditions--ranging from nausea to death--make the two months spent crossing the unforgiving ocean neigh intolerable.  Over 100 dreamers are smashed up against one another like sardines--and smell nearly as mephitic.  No shuffleboard, no Hungry Hungry Hippos...only visions of what await them in their new home keep the passengers from losing their sanity.

Once aground, the struggle continues.  A group of musket-toting Pilgrims (and Snoopy) attempt to approach a group of Natives huddled 'round a campfire, who run off upon catching sight of their would-be friends.  "They must be afraid," one portly Pilgrim proclaims.  "Quickly, we must chase after them!"  On such brilliance, began America.

Eventually, the Pilgrims find suitable land to begin building homes, while widespread ill-health and the encroaching winter bear down.  Enter Samoset and Squanto, two Natives with friendly hearts and able bodies.  Calling upon the generosity of their people, they help the new arrivals establish a comfortable, prosperous settlement.  Their teamwork culminates with the first-ever "Thanksgiving," wherein much food is prepared, and much food is eaten.  7

MUSIC:  General seafaring string and reed arrangements courtesy of Ed Bogas.  Unimaginative but unobtrusive.  7

ANIMATION:  The team certainly went all-out to make the 17th-century pop off the screen.  The men tend to be generously mustachioed, and the women are often abundantly bosomed.  The only flaw (potentially, depending upon your taste) are the "dickle" noses sported by many of the characters.  (You know...can't decide whether it looks more like a dick or a pickle, so you just split the difference.) 8.5

VOICES:  Erin Chase is a dependable 8 in the role of Charlie Brown, while Brandon Stewart's Linus is likewise.  Jason Mendelson's Peppermint Patty is in the same boat as well (quite literally).

Erica Gayle is outstanding (8.5) as Lucy, who, going by her facial expressions throughout, is never not smelling shit.  Tani Powers fails to impress as Marcie (6), sounding as spineless as Frieda's cat.

Going outside the usual suspects--Frank Welker makes for a respectfully-voiced Squanto (8) and Gregg Berger handles double duty admirably (8), as both military advisor Myles Standish and the kindly Samoset.

(WHITE) WISHY WASHY OL' CHARLIE BROWN

--The traditional story of the first Thanksgiving as told to American children has one notable problem:  it's kinda bullshit.  Which makes this well-presented special a lie.  Rather than rail against the national school system, or the producers of This Is America, I'd rather urge people to do their research.  Put the shoe up to your ear.  And never, ever feel guilty about scarfing down pumpkin pie.

A VERY VEGAN THANKSGIVING

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'Murica!

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You can tell Captain Jones is the leader because his attire inspires others.  Also because he remains seated while dudes with weapons stand, faces frozen in menacing countenances. 




The Mayflower Voyagers is the only segment of This Is America, Charlie Brown still aired on national television, as it makes a tidy pair every November with A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.  If you can ignore the historical inaccuracy and get a chuckle out of dickle noses, a decent watch awaits.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

It Was My Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown


AIRDATE:  8/5/1997

STORY:  Pathetic.  Let's not be cute here.  Deficient of any ideas worth exploring.  The first thing the viewer sees is Linus gliding down the sidewalk on roller blades, and the first thing the viewer hears is fake block party music.  This goes on for seven minutes until Linus hears a young girl named Mimi singing "Mio Babbino Caro."  Her diaphragm is bananas.  Starstruck by her skill, he invites her to his birthday party.  She stops by, unfashionably late, hanging out of the back of a blue jalopy (who drove her to the Van Pelt residence anyway, the Riverdale gang?) and singing, as this is apparently all she can do.  After passing along a flower and a smooch, she returns to her petalled palace.  Linus is so ecstatic he begins dancing like an imbecile who needs the snot backhanded free from his nose.

Take She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown...replace Patty with Linus, ice skates with roller blades, and a heartwarming story with doltish bullshit...and you have It Was My Best Birthday Ever2

MUSIC:  David Benoit tries his best.  "Linus and Lucy" shows up, for certainly the contract called for it.  I'd love to edit the "Silver Shamrock" jingle from the third Halloween movie over the excruciating skating scenes.  4

ANIMATIONBest Birthday was the first Peanuts special to use digital ink and paint, which five years later became the norm.  The ignominy of Snoopy's ears alone brings a lump to my throat.  The sloppy edits reek so foully of the 90s that I'm sure a red ball cap actually cut this thing together.  (Kids!  Hey!  Watch!  Peanuts!  Kids!)   4

VOICES:  For further proof of how much this one sucks, the producers used two kids to do four of the main characters:  Steven Hartman handles Linus and Charlie Brown, while Jamie Cronic brings Lucy and Sally to life.  Both are decent enough (6) but Brandon Taylor's Peppermint Patty is terrible.  "Ooh, sprinkles!"  You know what rhymes with "ooh"?  2.

I give Danielle Keaton a 10 as Mimi for having her considerable talents wasted.

MY FIRST BIRTHDAY, I SMASHED MY FACE INTO THE CHOCOLATE CAKE

--And my mom took pictures.

--....

--Goddamn does this one blow chunky pudding.  It insults my cognitive and cardiac intelligence.

MY THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY, I MADE FUNERAL PLANS FOR MY FATHER

--A tie over a short-sleeved shirt?  What the hell is this Sipowicz-ness?

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It Was My Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown never aired on television.  I hardly think we need to call on the talents of Leroy Brown for this one.  Undistinguished, unfocused, I am deadly serious when I inform you that this abomination sits uneasily alongside It's the Pied Piper as the two biggest disgraces to the Peanuts brand.  It sucks everything a human mouth can possibly suck. 

Monday, October 20, 2014

The 25 Best Snoopy Faces

Limited to the strips only, which is daunting enough of a task.  Charles Schulz worked magic with the 914.  Click on the pics for maximum enjoyment.

25.  1/23/1951

Snoopy--still in his puppy phase--concludes this delightful li'l strip with a truly pleased smile.  It's always a great feeling to have one up, after all.

24.  4/21/1951

All four panels showcase Snoopy to superb effect, but I particularly adore the third one, with Snoopy in pure "nyah-nyah" mode.

23.  11/17/1951

The exclamation point is hilarious in its superfluousness.  Have you ever seen a grumpier Gus?

22.  10/26/1953

Contentment.  As short-lived as a blink of the eyes, and every bit as vital to health. 

21.  6/18/1959

My expression after a weekend of reading Kant.

20.  1/23/1961

The opposite of a Snoopy dance--a Snoopy glare.  No fear, all loathing.  No doubt he began to viciously head-butt the ground mere seconds after his bold proclamation of rancor.

19.  1/22/1967

The Bubonic Beagle!  "Unclean!" and damn proud to play the role of leper dog.  The conventional wisdom states that the inside of a human mouth is filthier than that of a canine, but I've long been an advocate of conventional wisdom sitting down and shutting up.  If I had a choice between being bitten by either man or man's best friend, I'll (reluctantly, mind you) pick the mouth least likely to have recently been around a dead squirrel.

18.  12/13/1968

Tiger Williams?  Pussycat!  Tie Domi?  Twinkle-toes!

17.  3/9/1969

This Sunday has been featured on this blog before, as I hold it in very high esteem as one of the greatest things to ever appear in a newspaper. You could eliminate the word/thought bubbles and lose nothing.  While Snoopy is a fraught joy throughout these panels, I have to pick the very last panel as one of the best "Snoo-faces" Schulz ever drew.  Deliciously devious, and a sublime counterpoint to Charlie Brown's unsuspecting failure face.

16.  10/7/1969

Wait, did I say "devious" earlier?  That was nothing.  That was Zebra Man.  This?  Thanos:  Ears of Fate.  Run, Frieda!  Convince your fellow homo sapiens that they must adapt to their new fuzzy-eared overlords or else go the way of Panthera leo spelaea.  

15.  7/30/1971

What a fat, happy pilot!  Having set up the tent after a hard day's war, the Flying Ace is ready to relax and absorb the now-peaceful skies.  I envy him even as I yearn to tickle his dough-belly.

14.  9/3/1973

The second panel is the key here.  Look at that determination!  That is how you make telepathy work for you!  Don't blink.  Don't flinch.  Lean forward.  Concentrate so hard that every cell in your body is focused on the task at hand.

Visor optional.

13.  11/20/1978

MMM, we got some nice third and one-half wall breaking going on with this strip.  Snoopy probably kept that expression whilst biting the twine, too.

12.  12/9/1979


SQUEAK.

Cute contortions of the mouth and eyes splash the iciest of hearts with the warmest of liquid cocoa.

11.  5/3/1981

'Tis music that soothes the savage beast.  Unless it's a beagle.

Nah, 'tis music that flusters the simple mortal.  In the struggle to keep control, to elucidate our feelings, sometimes the magic fails us.  The language of the spirit comes out garbled.  Thoreau wrote, "When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe."  What to do when music itself is the foe?

10.  5/6/1981

Aw, who wouldn't be happy at seeing just a little more love in the world?  Plenty people, that's who.

9.  8/23/1981

Oh, you dog!  The enmity between squeaky-toy chasers and hairball-cougher-uppers has never produced a more lopsided battle than that between Snoopy and World War II, better known as "The Cat Next Door."  Yet, Snoopy's mischievous streak remains irrepressible...resulting in some adorable looks and deplorable decisions.

8.  9/19/1981

Yet another case in point.  I can't decide which piteous look I love more!  1981 must have been the year Charles Schulz sat at the drawing board and decided, "Let me see what I can do with this dog's face."

7.  11/24/1981

Lookit the second square.  All the li'l fella needs is a bow atop his noggin and the preciousness would be virtually intolerable.  Who would refuse Snoop the blue ribbon at a Cutest Dog competition?

6.  3/3/1982

Wide-eyed agony can be quite hilarious.  Beyond that, we have the mouth in a tight line, as though he's trying his very hardest to keep the loudest yelp ever from escaping.

5.  7/23/1983

This is Snoopy's head.  This is Snoopy's head-on.  This is Snoopy's head on drugs.  Oy vey.

4.  1/31/1984

Each panel contains a winner face, but I am definitely partial to that pleasingly toothy smile in number two.  Really makes me wish he coulda remembered the joke....

3.  8/12/1988

Rainy days leave even the best of our world feeling drained and pained.  That woeful expression in the middle is the very picture of self-pity.  The pathos is potent.  Is he right, however?  Is the beagle the breed that elicits the most emotion when seen caught in the rain?  Surely the diminutive dogs of the "toy" distinction would inspire the longest, loudest "AWWW"s.

2.  5/8/1989

Snoopy's belly-laugh is such a striking image it was eventually made into the Peanuts brand logo.

1.  11/16/1993

It's all about what you don't see.  The ear-free, crap-eatin' grin of panel three has always, and I guarantee y'all will always, light up my life.  A fresh glance, a new step for the dance, you can't be great if you won't take a chance.