Make it last this time, asshole! And don't even think of coming back, and definitely not to the Vikings. Tarvaris Jackson sucks goose eggs, but not so much that the fanbase would even consider rooting for you.
That said, I wish you a long, fulfilling post-retirement life. That way you'll be able to see Peyton Manning shatter every NFL record you own. Except the interceptions. Yeah, I think that one's safe for a while.