Thursday, February 12, 2009

As a Parting Gift, Please Accept This Middle Finger, Upraised With Great Insouciance


Make it last this time, asshole! And don't even think of coming back, and definitely not to the Vikings. Tarvaris Jackson sucks goose eggs, but not so much that the fanbase would even consider rooting for you.

That said, I wish you a long, fulfilling post-retirement life. That way you'll be able to see Peyton Manning shatter every NFL record you own. Except the interceptions. Yeah, I think that one's safe for a while.

1 comment:

  1. I'm not going to believe he's actually retired until he cuts off one of his feet and sells it on eBay.