In the dressing room the traditional debate has started about "The Top 10". This means the top 10 bands of all time. No solo artists allowed. No female artists allowed. No collectives allowed (Public Enemy etc.) This is the 1,000th time we've been here with this. It never gets any less interesting for me. For the record, THE DEFINITIVE top 10 is this..
1. The Beatles
2. The Rolling Stones
3. The Who
4. The Sex Pistols
5. The Kinks
6. The La's
7. Pink Floyd
8. The Bee Gees
9. The Specials
10. Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
"No female artists?" What the hell is with that stipulation? I'm not surprised, really; no, actually I am. That he didn't specify it as, "no bloody cunts". Otherwise, this is precisely the list I'd expect from a deluded fuckhead who made a life off of John Lennon's spare parts. The only list the Sex Pistols belong in the top 5 of is "Most Overrated Band of All Time". The English hold on to them like a fading footballer holds on to his past glories.
Oasis Noel Gallagher
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