Saturday, December 1, 2007

In Stunning News, Men Responsible For the Murder of Sean Taylor Are Morons

The four young men who initiated a burglary that led to the murder of Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor in his Miami home have been apprehended.

I am a little surprised (but very thrilled) that these douchebags have been caught. May justice be swift and exact.

I am not at all surprised (or even a tiny bit exhilarated) to discover that three of these detritus sacks have Myspace pages. Check here and here, and finally here.

Expect media onslaught against the "hip hop lifestyle" in 4, 3, 2....Sigh.

Liked in particular the first page. Under books, he has "I hate all books." Well, get to liking them quick, buddy. In jail your two biggest hobbies will be reading and gluing your asshole shut.


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