Always Beating Carell

Alec Baldwin in front of a camera is a guaranteed good time.

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Everyone at some point in life requires something similar to this legendary scene, a slick, greasy, profanity-ridden call to balls to walls. I got mine recently. Does it count if you give it to yourself, though?

Proclamations

I hereby decree that all musicians will stop doing covers of the following:

"Surrender," Cheap Trick
"Hallelujah," Leonard Cohen
"Walk Away Renee," Left Banke
any and all Beatles songs

Adherence will result in the overall state of music improving by a hearty 64%. Obstinate refusal can lead only to your embarrassment.

2010 And It Begins

So, am I buying this myself or is someone getting it for me?



In less blissfully cute news, I've started the search for a new job. In a county an hours drive from where I live now. Yeah. Do it up.