Apparently, the new Sonic Youth album will be named "The Eternal." Mind you, Thurston Moore is notoriously unreliable with album titles. I still remember when A Thousand Leaves was going to be called New York's A Fine Town For Bacon.
As far as names for records go, well, "The Eternal" isn't so impossibly shitty that I can't imagine uttering it. It fits Sonic Youth most certainly, now in their 27th year of making music together. That is an eternity.