"Porkulus"? Say it like Charlie Brown.
Amusing, but her name's not "Heather". The specials aren't canon.
Sports sports sports sports...Marge, Bart gets to ride up front today 'cause he's a good guy at sports!
Never mind that the soundtrack was so superb that McCartney himself said before the ceremony that "A Boy Named Charlie Brown" deserved to win.
I like when unfunny people put their names before their product. So much easier to avoid that way.