Thursday, July 17, 2008

Tamper This

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
Hey, how be it. Longtime fan first-time caller. What is this I hear about you guys wanting to be the team that wins the stroke-Brett-Favres-mammoth-ego-one-more-year sweepstakes? Are you joking?

I understand, the team is full of promise. Bernard Berrian can catch passes, thereby making him better than the undearly-departed Troy Williamson. Adrian Peterson is Purple Jebus. The offensive line is unworldly. And awww, we went to Jared!

What do the Packers keep saying? It's time to move on, to give our young QB a chance to win for us. It's what y'all should be saying too. Give Tavaris Jackson more time. Don't go for the quick fix. 'Cause Favre plus Purple does not equal Lombardi Trophy. Erase that silliness instantly. He's a key interception in the conference championship waiting to happen--AGAIN.

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